FUQs

Q: What is the meaning of life?

A: According to our governmental and corporate overlords, it's to consume, consume, consume until we die, broke and alone. I'm just an idiot who makes comics, so I'll defer to them on the big questions.

Q: Is there a God?

A: Yes. He looks at you the same way you look at a roach skittering across the kitchen. Your existence is meaningless to Him, and Heaven is reserved for those that follow his Book to the letter. So, sell your daughter immediately.

Q: Do you have any advice for people trying to get into the comic industry?

A: Don't. There's enough competition as it is. Go learn a trade, like plumbing or welding. They pay more and have better benefits.

Q: What should I be when I grow up?

A: I can't answer that question for you, only your therapist can. Best of luck, and seriously - don't write comics.

Q: What if I don't like a product I bought from you?

A: There's a few steps involved. First, examine the source of your dissatisfaction with life. How's your marriage? Kids get into a decent college? Did one glass of wine every night turn into a whole box of that cheap box wine? Start there. Then, if you've determined that the problem is not you, hit the contact page and drop us a line. We'll do our best to bring you back from the ledge of rampant consumerism. So far, we're 80% effective.

Q: Who are you guys, actually?

A: You assuming our genders? Grim Comix is a diverse crew of rejects, of all shapes, sizes, and gender identities. 

Q: What if I have additional questions?

A: Talk to a teacher, preacher, parent, social worker, police officer, fireperson, podcast host, Jesus, Satan, or any one of the Blue Man Group. They will be able to help. Results not guaranteed.